You Can't Make This Stuff Up

This is a true blog entry.

Apparently Ludicrus is in our studio today. How do I know this? Is it because they sent around an email telling us who will be using our studio, thus lessening the curiosity and the urge to peek into the "forbidden zone" of studio 1? Of course not. They did send around an email but it achieved the opposite effect.

The email stated:
The following areas are off limits due to our special guests:

[blah blah blah, list of studio areas we can't go to]

Do not attempt to look anyone in the eye or communicate with them in any way.

I may be exagerating a little bit, it could have said 'Don't look at anyone in the production' or something like that. I deleted the email cause rules don't apply to me. But that was the message
in a nutshell: No eye contact. So what, we're supposed to walk down the hallways with our eyes down? If someone tries to get our attention do we run away? What about an emergency? Say there's a fire in the building. I'm not supposed to warn them? Do I then ignore their cries for help after they're crushed under a falling girder?
Okay, even without an emergency, isn't "Don't look at anyone" a ridiculous requirement? And how does that reduce curiosity and therefore accidental eye contact? And is a question mark the only punctuation on my keyboard that works?
Also, if they're trying to keep it a secret, they probably shouldn't put up big signs in the parking lot saying "Parking for Ludicrus Only".
Also, how about finding a spot for regular employees to park so they don't have to walk 3 blocks to get to work? Just sayin.