My Love-Bot is Broken

Everyone calm down, I have a confession. I may have made a grave mistake. You see, over the past several months I have been attempting to create a Love-Bot, that is a robot with the capacity, the will and the comfortably fuzzy arms to embrace and love a human. I also installed a fuck hole just in case.

Unfortunately my robot has not worked out as planned. I can see now that adding those missile launchers was probably unnecesary. And by the ruins of my once beloved aunt, I understand why the lasers were unnecesary. I assumed they were lasers of love, but they were just regular lasers made of intensly focused light able to burn through most anything in the house. In retrospect I should have read the instructions.

No, put down your guns. Don't bother shooting him. I installed 3 inch armor plating everywhere. Why? I don't know, it looked cool. And I certainly never thought he would go on a killing rampage and need to be shot in his only vulnerable spot which is his chest. Oh yeah, I guess I forgot to tell you that. Sorry. Heads up, incoming pieces of shrapnel. Yeah, well NOW I know that grenades are rarely involved in love making. But then again hindsight is 20/20.

Oh, there is another way in. You could try to go in through the fuck-hole, although it is lined with sharpened adamantium blades and a tiny penis guillotine so I wouldn't recommend sticking anything in there that you don't want to get back out.. Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking with that one either. But there's no way my other robot will have the same defect. In fact, Kill-Bot ahould be able to stop Love-Bot.
Here he comes now. Don't worry, he was created solely to dispense justice.
Kill-Bot! Kill!

Duh, what do you think the flowers are for? Yes he is attempting to kill him with kindness, why do you ask? What do you suggest, laser guided missiles and claws? Ha! That's why I'm the robot scientist and you're just a four star General in the US Army.