Meta Humor

I dreamt that I was eating a bunch of little, tiny pillows. When I woke up my bag of marshmallows was gone.

What's black and white and red all over?
Lots of stuff!

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only a layer of cellophane.
He asks "Doc what's wrong with me?"
The Doc responds "I can clearly see your penis!"

A horse trots into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender asks him "Hey, why the elongated face?"

A priest, a rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What is this? A humurous anecdote or story told for amusement with some sort of twist at the end intended to elicit laughter?" And the rabbi replies "No, we just came from a funeral." The bartender felt bad and gave them all free drinks. But priests don't drink. So the priest gave his drink to the guy sitting next to him. Then they spent the next few hours reminiscing about their deceased fellow.