There was an old lady that lived in a convention center

Mike and I took in a Cat Show over the weekend before the big bachelor party.
That's right.
A Cat Show in the convention center.
I will refrain from making any jokes about a "hall full of pussy" or "letting the cat out of the bag and then chasing it around with sticks" or getting my "CAT scan" or "if I'm fe-lyin' I'm fe-dyin'" or "it was purrfect" after this paragraph.
I will say that it was packed to the rafters with old ladies, generally cantankerous old ladies. I believe I was yelled at at least 3 times by a lady trying to get past me. Not like they asked me once, nicely and I ignored them. No, they went straight to the crotchetiness. Imagine a bunch of female Dick Cheneys with cats. That was the majority of them. There were others too, some very nice, and some very odd, as you would expect.
I touched one of them there hairless cats. It was kind of creepy. His face was all wrinkled and he had this little pink body. It was liking touching a tiny old man who had baby skin. I highly recommend it.
There were some great characters there, too. Like the transvestite couple and the white trash couple- she with large fake boobs and he with long greasy hair looking like some sort of Metallica reject who tried out for Metallica and then was rejected by them.
Basically, it was a great way to spend an hour. Especially while intoxicated.